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P.s. I am not condoning drugging people against their will or without their knowledge. Just sayin....
Taking Us Into The Fall …
2 months ago
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Reverse Roofies
I have come up with a HUGE money maker ladies!!! You know how men think of sex like 300,000 times a day or some ridiculous number of times like that? Ok, so we like it too. Often even, but really? NOT all women have the drive of most men! Soooo REVERSE ROOFIES!! Ya know, when you are making dinner and your Husband (or Boyfriend) can't keep their hands off of you and you really just aren't feeling it? But they don't seem to think that you mean you aren't feeling it? Just Open up a capsule and sprinkle it in his dinner drink, or mix it in his food. Whatever works. For Those of you who are single... take it to the bar with you and slip it to that GUY who you are soooo not into. Once his DRIVE is gone he will probably leave you the hell alone! I'm just thinking that this would be a great thing to have handy. For those moments where you don't feel like feeling guilty for NOT feeling it? (Did ya catch that?) Ok. So, what do you think? Could you ladies use this as much as I could?! Cause I am THIS close to just slippin the man some Ambien or something. *Muuuuaaaaahhhhhh*
P.s. I am not condoning drugging people against their will or without their knowledge. Just sayin....
P.s. I am not condoning drugging people against their will or without their knowledge. Just sayin....
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Love it, girl!!! You've got a good plan! :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha!! I would so be buying a bottle of that! I understand, believe me. Sometimes guys just don't get that we have so many things we are multi-tasking to complete, and all they want is that one thing. When hubby bugs me in the kitchen, I literally take the sprayer in the sink and squirt him with it, with COLD WATER, and it usually makes him leave. Until you get the reverse roofies patented, you can try that, ha ha!
ReplyDeleteI consider short bursts of grabbing foreplay. So no I don't want anit-s3xy sprinkles. But I'll admit that I get manipulative at times. Like, "I would so be in the mood if only the... fill in the blank -laundry were folded, kitchen were clean."
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteUmm HELLO genius where do I sign up!! Was that TOO eager????
ReplyDeleteMillions! You would be making millions with this one. My husband is a maniac and I am beating him with a stick usually. I seriously want to kill him from time to time with his incessant sex nagging... GIVE ME SOME OF THIS ASAP!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. My drug of choice for this is the Discovery channel - sucks him in every time.
ReplyDeleteWhile I get to sneak away...