Thursday, August 6, 2009

My HOUSE Smells flippin disgusting!!

UGH!! Crap. So my son (the one who NEVER eats) wants meat balls!! Wooo hoo! I'm on it buddy! So I get them outta the freezer, and decided not to cook them in the oven but to microwave them so they were done before he changed his mind! I followed the directions. Just like last time. Well something went horribly wrong. Because all of a sudden my house fills with smoke and there is this SMELL!!!! Raunchy, nasty, foul, vomit inducing smell. I open the microwave, and to my dismay, release even more foul smelling smoke. Well. There are meatballs. Who have shrunk and shriveled to a third of their original size. And are now the consistency of rocks. GUH!!! Are you serious? My kid was going to eat something fairly good for him, and you tell me its RUINED?! They were the last ones too! Flippin A! Now the Range Hood is on Full Blast, the back door is wide open and all the ceiling fans are spinning wildly. I have the sneaking suspicion that the little sister added some more time to that microwave. I don't make mistakes like that ever. I mean, I'm totally perfect, error free. And she WAS in the kitchen. Yup, must have been her fault. And to add to it, she was walking around the house naked, and all of a sudden she brings me a purple Dahlia. "Awww thank.... Oh wait. Um. your NAKED! And you WENT OUTSIDE?!!!" ... *you have got to be kidding me!* WOW. just wow. Hubby is for sure going to come home from work, walk through the door and say :" The house smells like ass". I can see the face now. Probably because I am making the same one. *vomit*


  1. OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! too friggin funny! hilarious

  2. So is your hubby going to clean it up? LOL

    Stopping by with a little bloggie love tonight!

  3. LOL! Reminds me of when I cooked bacon in the microwave... bacon that was a MONTH expired. "Smells like ass" doesn't even begin to describe it!

  4. hahahahaaaaa!! love it!! tell my favorite niece i love her and her naked flower picking!!! hahaaaa!! and i know what you mean about feeding before that window love you!

  5. Please forgive me for saying that I laughed the whole time I was reading this, because I know exactly what you're going through! Of course it wasn't your fault, absolutely no way. Eventually the smell will go away. You may need to Febreeze a little, and brewing a pot of coffee is also a way to get rid of smells in the kitchen. Hope this helps!

  6. Funny!

    Can't help you about the smell... But hopefully it's out by now. Your daughter walking around naked - welcome to our house! Of course we are Norwegians so we are pretty low key about those kind of things. (I found that out when we lived in Tulsa, it was 110 degrees, sprinklers going and my two year old son ran around in the water naked. Cute I though - the neighbors did NOT agree!)

    Yesterday at the beach I found my daughter (she is almost 6!) swimming around with her bikinbottoms on her HEAD! Go figure... She's going to grow up a nudist!

    See you around.


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